LONG LIVE COMPLAINTOPIAWhile the
2007 War of Politics/Complaints was short lived, and ended in a stalemate, it did have some far reaching ramifications. First and foremost, Complaintopia has finally received a new Dictator, MYSELF!!
How has this happened? The chain of events is long, but I shall attempt to explain here:
First off, my declaration of war on Politics (a pre-emptive strike, mind you) thusly
scared the crap out of our former dictator, who turned rule of this great dominion over to myself, only for it to be snatched away by !
Maccaplz. In further question, ^
azarath put the title up for a duel.
Firmly challenged, and accepting the challenge, a duel was to be arranged between myself and !
Maccaplz. Unfortunately, before said details could be arranged, Maccaplz was banned from DeviantART, therefore the title of Dictator now defaults to myself. This has been
accepted and supported by ~
LadyJafaria, the reigning Grand Vizier.
Down to business:
I shall for the time being recognize all appointments made by my predecessor. I do not know what all of these appointments were, but shall endeavor to find out. If I forget you, respond to this journal, and you shall be added.
**UPDATED 10 February 2008**
Sorry for the delay in the recent update folks.

- Grand Vizier of Complaintopia

- Inquisitor of Complaintopia, head of the Inquisition

- Complaintopia's Official Rice President

- Complaintopia Minister of


- Secretary of Armaments

- Complaintopia Policy Violations (PV) Reporter

- Complaintopia Minister of Corrections

- Complaintopia Minister of Lulz

- Complaintopia Minister of Social Trends

- Complaintopia Wizard of All Things Technological

- Complaintopia Controller of Potatoes

- Complaintopia Minister of the Flightless Air Force

- Complaintopia Minister of Cameltoe

- Complaintopia Minister of Prostitution, Miss Complaintopia 2007

- Political Commissar of Compliantopia

- Complaintopia Minister of Cookies

- Complaintopia Minister of Television and Films

- Complaintopia Minister of


- Complaintopia's Overworked Thread Reporter

- Complaintopia Minister of Grammar Nazism

- Official Terrorist of Complaints

- Weeaboo/Emo Thread Executioner

- Complaintopia Minister of In Before

- Complaintopia Minister of LOLWUT

- Complaintopia Minister of Indecision

- Official Troubador: Vocis ex Publicus of Complaintopia

- Complaintopia Mistress of Procrastination

- Complaintopia Queen Consort of Procrastination

- Complaintopia Minister of Binary

- Spice President of Complaintopia

- Complaintopia Minister of OHNOES

- Complaintopia Minister of Orly wow

Complaintopia Minister of


- Complaintopia's small whiny child

- Illegal Immigrant to Complaintopia
Knights of the Realm:
Sir *
Unch, Knight of Oxford, Order of the Lulz
(I've forgotten many, tell me who you are, and apply for new positions)
Selected work from *
Gazzaf1, 'cause he is awesome




Devious Comments
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"We're gonna kick your face's ass!"
~Image As Designed cosmetic surgery
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Qui tacet consentire videtur
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Complaintopia's PV Reporter.
"When there is no more room in Complaints the Zombie threads shall rise from the grave!"-@mykel
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"We're gonna kick your face's ass!"
~Image As Designed cosmetic surgery
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Every time you beat a dead horse in the complaints forum, Jafaria loses faith in humanity. Please, think of Jafaria. She thinks of you. Baked in a pie and served to Jafar.
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"Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
I am #476 Dianose/Probopass in DA's Pokemon Crew! YEAH
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Complaints position pending...
We're fucking individuals, you crackhead.
*starlightofdawn, on women...
Why are you whining about shit when you look intentionally in the toilet bowl?
~OuthouseInferno on ~moiaaron
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Qui tacet consentire videtur
Do you often threaten them with implements of torture not seen since the Middle Ages?
Most importantly, does nobody ever expect you?
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Every time you beat a dead horse in the complaints forum, Jafaria loses faith in humanity. Please, think of Jafaria. She thinks of you. Baked in a pie and served to Jafar.
Of course
For the answer to the last question, look at my avatar, then look at my username, you will find the answer there.
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Complaints position pending...
We're fucking individuals, you crackhead.
*starlightofdawn, on women...
Why are you whining about shit when you look intentionally in the toilet bowl?
~OuthouseInferno on ~moiaaron
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